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* Huh?! The buttons ain't workin'?
* Nonono that WON'T do!
* Our Guests deserve better than such amateurish displays of showmanship!
* Please [STAND BY] while we get things fixed up on our end!
* And since you're here, why not have some of our complementary Entertainment to satiate the senses?
* Off ya go now! Shoo!